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Deichkind – Sadly Cool

      I was bored so I decided to translate (freely) Deichkind’s Leider Geil (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPJlyRv_IGI) into English for a friend.

 

Deichkind – Sadly Cool

 

I’m sorry to admit / but there’re a lot of things in the world / that are – sadly cool

Cars pollute / the environment gets destroyed / but having a fat new suv is – sadly cool

I’m nibbeling on a crayon / Mama says: “Stop it!” / But doing so relaxes me – sadly cool

Diagnosis Psychosis / I don’t give a damn / because a Jibbit in the morning is – sadly cool

“Ban nuclear plants!” / the protesters cry / and I’m charging my Smartphone – sadly cool

Finally got a job / have to get up in the morning / overstayed in a bar – sadly cool

My teeth are brown / It doesn’t hurt at all / I’m not going to the dentist – sadly cool

I like to doodle / on my passed out friends / although it’s really mean it’s also – sadly cool

 

Bad for your children / Bad for the Baltic / Bad for your head – but sadly cool

Bad for your Karma / Bad for the future / Bad for your job – but sadly cool

 

Don’t be like that / I’m sure you like it too / I am a part of you

Have a look around / and look at them / They are exactly like us (2x)

 

Away with the books / throwing out my bookshelf / my new flatscreen is – sadly cool

The bank sends a bill / I don’t open the letter / I’m throwing it away – sadly cool

Getting up in the morning / the coffee is delicious / I’m going back to bed – sadly cool

I can’t see anything / everything is so dark / but wearing shades in the club is – sadly cool

I didn’t really like / Deichkinds new record / but their shows are – sadly cool

Who’s that chick / besides me in my bed / I guess that last night I was – sadly horny (geil also means horny =p)

LEDs below the bed / LEDs below the shelves / LEDs below the couch are – sadly cool

A dragon and a knight / are fighting on a peak/ airbrush paintings are – sadly cool

 

Bad for your quota / bad for your quint / bad for my Quad but – sadly cool

Bad for your plans / bad for your belly / bad for the plot but – sadly cool

 

Don’t be like that / I’m sure you like it too / I am a part of you

Have a look around / and look at them / They are exactly like us (2x)

 

I watch a lot of tv / I can look at it for hours / do you know Barbara Salesch? – sadly cool

I cannot afford it / everything is leased / I’m in huge debt – sadly cool

I’m greeting the vegan / with a mouth full of meat / yuuuuuuuuuummmm – sadly cool

Oh, my cat / she unfortunately died / but partying for three days was – sadly cool

Please stop thinking / turn your brain off / follow your instincts – sadly cool

I’m in for some burgers / in for some titties / in for some beer – sadly cool

Small childrens hands / are sewing nice shoes / my new sneakers are – sadly cool

There was not a single / rhyme in this song / nobody realized it – sadly cool

 

Don’t be like that / I’m sure you like it too / I am a part of you

Have a look around / and look at them / They are exactly like us (2x)

 

Bad for the barkeep / bad for the truth / and bad for the Wok

Bad for the Greeks / bad for the Gema / and bad for your god.

Threema

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Facebook isch doof und Whatsapp isch shitty… und jetzt kombiniere sich die beide und wärde shoofy? ditty? egal. i hammer moll Threema zoge, domit mer ändlich widdr könne pimmelbilder vrschicke, ohni dass d NS of A immer mitluegt… Anyone else?

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Eine Abhandlung über Krünchyness

Aufgrund hohem Interesse poste ich hier die historische Abhandlung über die Krünchyness.
Diese kann natürlich von allen Krünchy-Experten ergänzt werden… =D

Morgens…

Am Morgen soll man aufstehen und seine Frühstücksflocken ohne Zugabe von Milch oder anderen Flüssigkeiten zu sich nehmen. So erhöht man seine eigene Krünchygheit um das Gewicht des verspiesenen Müslis oder Flakes. Schon ganz normale Corn Flakes weisen einen sehr hohen Grad an Krünchygheit auf.

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